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Top 6 Children’s Books Inspired By Plus Teasin’

6.  The Fuzzy Bear Who Could Play The Drums - Pretty good . . . for a bear.  Hey, let's see if he can drive a car!!.

5.  Dr. Rhythm's Green Eggs And Bass Licks - "I will not play them on a train.  I will not play to ‘You're So Vain’" .

4.  A Plus Teasin' Cinderella Story -  Matt U. and Ross escape to Chicago to see the Cinderella concert.  But it's a school night, and they have to be back by 10:30. In their haste to leave the venue and make curfew, Matt leaves behind his Glass . . . Tiger T-shirt.  When they fail to return on time, Ross' '79 Granada turns into a lemon.

3.  Foul Mouth Matty Gets A Microphone -  “. . . and then, ALL the neighbors could hear his precious youthful banter: ‘Hey Mom, what's a guy got to do to get a Mother Fu*#@in' Capri Sun around here?’"

2.  Learn To Sing And Play Teasin' Songs With Nelson - Please.  Uremovich. Dr. Rhythm.  Would it kill you to MAYBE crack this one open once in a while?

1.  Mommy, Why Do They Tease? - "And what is all this teasin' in addition to?  And why does the singer keep kicking over his drink? Isn't he thirsty?  That bear sure is sweaty."